The bio starts off on a really bad foot, proclaiming
that The Berzerker sound like "Slipnot times one million." Well,
folks, it's even worse than that. I don't like to say that any album is
just a piece of crap, but I'm almost happy to say it about this.
Stylistically, this album blends death metal and industrial.
The extremely simple and generic music features a drum machine that makes
sounds like a bee frantically banging against a window, trying to get
out.
Every track has some spoken word clip that talks about
gory atrocity just for the sake of it. Indeed, the whole concept of this
band seems to center not around what the actual music is, but rather about
the shock value.
It even gets worse: the band members are supposedly
the most "shocking" aspect, being "monstrous superhuman mutations". Translation:
dorks in reject Star Trek get-ups. This is so puerile and lame, I can't
stand it. I could rip on this a bunch more, but that would waste valuable
moments of your time that could be used to read reviews in this zine of
albums that I liked.
